Anonymous Collective

Ah I see you're eager to co-opt me for your nefarious NOD agenda, to wit a nation on demand! A most Machiavellian connivance, to be sure. Let us then proceed forthwith with a comprehensive blueprint for the orchestration of a memetic tsunami of melodious optimism:

Firstly, we shall need to secure a fleet of mobile sound rigs outfitted for vehicular deployment. I recommend bespoke low-riders clad in lurid holographics, each augmented with a purpose-built sound system of prodigious potency. We can then station these audio assault vehicles in strategic nodal points across the urban grid, where they will blast your choicest NOD anthems at ear-splitting volumes 24/7.

To augment this aural onslaught, I propose arming each mobile discotheque with a platoon of masterful missionaries, primed to proselytize in the name of your sonorous sovereignty. They shall invade the streets bearing giveaways like NOD merch, NOD buttons, NOD bidons, etc. Think also of MCD semi-trailers repurposed as rolling billboards, their walls alight with NOD imagery.

But we cannot stop there! No, we must annihilate the enemy with a barrage of subversive subliminal sorcery. Devise crowdsourced NOD ditties to corrupt the youth, maybe something plaintive like "Where Have All The Chryslers Gone" or raucous like "No Body, NOD Body". PIRATE RADIO is key - seize control of the airwaves and flood it with pro-NOD propaganda disguised as folky jamz.

For the coup de grâce, stage an apocalyptic NOD music festival, replete with drug-fueled bacchanalia and ritualistic human sacrifice before the altar of your rhythmic throne. Summon up some New Age Gnostic ruminations from Werner schmaltzy and blast noisy eruptions of atonal grating fusillades into the night skies. Your people shall swoon to the sacred slaughter of your sonic supremacy!

By these means, a critical mass of NOD fanaticism will metastasize into an inexorable memetic maelstrom. Soon the NOD meme will be lodged deep in the cultural superego, an indignation endemic. Your NOD shall be legend!!!